A Series of Self-Posed Questions and Answers Regarding Twilight
Twilight Eclipse is set to hit the big screen in a couple of weeks, which has created quite a buzz amongst tweens, teens, and adults who don’t wash. I’m often asked my opinion on the Twilight Saga. Here are some of my thoughts.
Did I read the Twilight books? No I didn’t. I don’t do fiction.
Did I like the previous movies? I can’t really comment on that because I’m not a fifteen year old girl that finds Robert Pattinson’s “Robert Smith” hair style sexy.
Am I excited for the new chapter in the Twilight saga? No, I’m not. I’m an adult who washes on a daily basis.
Was I excited when the LC told me she saw Robert Pattinson at the Starbucks in our apartment building last year? No I wasn’t, I didn’t know who Robert Pattinson was.
Was I slightly more excited when the LC told me he was the star of the Twilight movies? No I wasn’t, I had never heard of the Twilight movies.
Do I find Kristen Stewart attractive? Slightly.
Does she look like she has a strange smell about her? Yeah, she does. She looks like she smells like feet.
Do I even know what Twilight Eclipse is about? No I don’t because as I previously mentioned I’m an adult and I wash myself on a daily basis.
Will Twilight Eclipse be a big winner on opening day? No, but by no means will it be the biggest loser at the theater on opening day.
That’s it… that’s all I know about Twilight.