I Will Wear… You… Out.

It’s recently come to surface that professional skank and former Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James is taking orders for a sex tape of her and the big cat.  I believe the tape is to be releases in mid-November and will likely make that wretched parasite James a pretty penny.  This could actually be good for Tiger though.  If Paris Hilton can become richer and more famous after releasing multiple sex tapes surely Tiger can win a golf tournament and make watching golf enjoyable once again. 

Although the scrutinizing public has to wait until mid-November to view the graphic video, we at The Whole Ball of Wax called in a few favours from Joslyn James (none of which we are overly proud of) and obtained the video more then a full month before everyone else. 

Enjoy!

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2 Responses to “I Will Wear… You… Out.”

  1. Its not Joslyn james releasing a sex tape its the skank Devon James. Only there is no tape cause that bitch is liar

  2. E Pep, you’re correct it is Devon not Joslyn. That bitch is liar.

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