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CFL… So Hot Right Now… So Hot

Posted in Sports with tags , , on September 14, 2010 by Jordan

The CFL showed its legitimacy as a league yet again today when the Edmonton Eskimos hired sexual assaulter Eric Tillman as their new GM.  Apparently the talent pool is so small for people actually wanting to work in the CFL that the teenage diddler was the best the Eskimos could round up after a marathon search.  Tillman sexually assaulted his kid’s 16-year old baby sitter after listening to Hayden’s “Bad as They Seem” last summer.  Apparently he wanted to prove the lyrics in the song could be more then just a dream.   In addition to playing grab ass with teenage girls, Tillman was a prescription drug addict at the time of the incident.  Tillman has obviously had ample time to overcome his vices after pleading guilty to his charges earlier this year.

In addition to the Eskimos hiring Tillman, the city of Edmonton also employed the services of Anton Dodson today who came up with the city’s new slogan, “Hide ya kidz, Hide ya kidz babysitta, and hide ya pain medz cause evy buddy gettin assaulted up heya!”

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