Jokes

Here is an ongoing list of jokes that I’ve hears and liked.  Consider yourselves warned… Most will not be clean.

1.  What did god say to Eve when began walking into the water?

Answer:  Don’t go in there, you’ll make the fish smell like that!

2.  What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire when she was finished sucking her blood?

Answer:  See you next month.

3.  What did the one tampon say to the other tampon?

Answer:  Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

4.  How did the red neck find his sister in the forest?

Answer: Pretty Good.